Wojtek

*Hastily drawn in order to commemorate our general/former chairman of workers party/former president/et caetera before he finally tires of outliving his fellow comrades.


Burdened with not-so-grateful role of a living fossil of 'Peoples Republic of' stage of establishment, gen. Wojciech Jaruzelski rolls through the late autumn of his life.

His retirement hobbies include:
-weaseling his way out of court trials regarding his idea of putting martial law into motion;
-being constantly ill to prevent himself from attending aforementioned trials;
-explaining as to how flooding streets with police and military was supposed to prevent soviet invasion which was so descretely planned that even soviet generals and leaders knew nothing about it being planned - except dear general Jaruzel himself;
-whining about not receiving invitations to state festivities...
-...and turning down those invitations as soon as he receives them;
-<more recently>finally being able to sit on the official tribunes throughout parade of victory in Moscow...
-...and annoying all other representatives who have been forced to take the same plane as general himself.